You mean, just give every resident a Ferrari?  I would be down for that. Free mustaches for every man too?

When I first read this post I was like, yeah we already know all that.
And then I realized my husband, who is 54 and grew up in Oregon did not know that. 

also, I took a bus for the first time in 14 months yesterday after getting a covid car because I had to commute to my office the whole damn time. I didn’t expect to enjoy it as much as I did, but it was probably the cleanest bus I’ve been on in my 10 years of riding. It was nice to put on headphones and scroll on my…

sorry, the best we have to offer are 9 different giant tech companies and their shit e-scooters that we wont bother to tax for the first few years. that will surely help a handful of able bodies teens get around. That’s what you wanted, right?

Look, give them a break, they’ve tried nothing and are all out of ideas!

If only there was a publicly funded way of transporting large groups of people all over the island without needing to have everyone drive their own car.

I never went to a Planet Hollywood but it felt like a desperate attempt to recreate the Hard Rock Cafe but in movie form. Say what you will about HRC but at least the food is decent.

And they can take Rainforest Cafe with them.

Once Lincoln and US Grant got defaced and toppled, I think all statues became fair game.  Sad.

Well, Linda Cardellini was Velma as Hot Lady Who Wears Glasses and Inexplicably Wears Droopy Sweaters and Droopy Socks.

I’m thrown by the sneering at people who don’t want to use hormonal birth control? I haven’t used it in years, not because I’m a sucker for “wellness” buzzwords but because it made a noticeable negative difference for me. I’m excited that we’re exploring alternatives because my (non-hormonal) IUD was really painful to…

Sweet Jebus, my wife and I have been huge fans of Busy for basically her entire career. We are both about 6 years younger than her, so she was in TV shows and movies that we grew up with. Her character in Freaks and Geeks reminded me a lot of my first girlfriend. Her character on Dawson’s Creek was the only fun…

I’m mostly familiar with her from Freaks and Geeks, but it’s clear from this interview that ever since that ended, she’s stayed Busy.

They think the world is a prison and they are the prison guards.

Just time and again the question is: What the fuck are cops thinking?!?

That Bronson Pinchot RR is and always will be a classic. He did not hold back and was very unapologetic about it the entire time. I’m surprised I don’t have it bookmarked because it’s a fun read every year or so. 

I think in the movie they at least give him a different rationale for [SPOILER] walking away. He says, “If I keep taking clients, every one of them is going to expect a miracle result like this, and I’ll never be able to deliver.” Which, although it’s still the bittersweet ending, does make some sense.

Fuck Indiana Jones. No one rocks a fedora harder than Roy Scheider in Sorcerer...

Peggy Sue Got Married is a movie he was hired for, and it’s one of his best.  Top five. 

A year too late; the best pre-stardom Matt Damon was his supporting role as the medic in 1996's Courage Under Fire, still one of the better war movies of the last few decades - and really underseen in recent years.