Guys, don't ever hold me responsible for shit I did when I was 19, ok?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

“Imagine if she’d joined the Army? It was segregated until 1948.”

Change the false, slanderous headline. Ellie Kemper does not have a “racist past." She went to a ball when she was 19 years old. Be better.

You're here for the kinja. 

You know, AVC, you can’t regularly call Twitter a shitty hell website and then give in to its worst tendencies constantly.

To be fair, it’s been absolutely blowing up on Twitter, so it’s totally fair game to write an article about. I just wish the article had been more even-handed.

Weirdly, this is a feature of white supremacy, that it has to include physical supremacy and extend to “any of us could beat any of you in a fair fight.” You’d think that would be belied by the many, many occasions when white people proclaim themselves so utterly, physically, terrified of a verbal altercation with an…

“At that age, teenagers are mature enough to know what they’re being part of”

Oh, they CAN be.

But I for one was a pretty fucking callow 19 year-old. :/

Oh man, you didn’t check in to see how this insane stretch of a nothing-burger was getting roasted over at The Root? Cause it’s getting no traction there, and it feels like their readership should know.

I’m really confused here as if the parents wealth was never a secret, what is a real revelation here? That Kemper won a creepy sounding pageant when she was pretty young? Also yeah, she was 19 then, but apparently grew up in a sheltered environment and might not have been able to make certain connections about things…

I’m surprised AV Club went with this take when even the comments section of The Root went “Eh, this is stretching it.”

I’m not sure I see how she’s to blame for anything.

It spawned a “universe” like so many other franchises now. There were at least three Annabelle movies, and The Nun. Never realized the Curse of La Llorona was supposed to be part of it as well. So that makes at least 8 that I can think of that are connected to the Conjuring.

Yes, yes, yes and yes. This seems more like a bullshit Twitter rabbit hole. The Root is better than this. 

That or “weird shitposting that American adults seem to think is an actual, valid use of time.”

Look, if we start doing “Famous person took part in institution that turned out to be hella racist” takes we’re going to be here forever because, spoiler alert, most white institutions in America are hella racist.

The spinoff should have been Chandler and Monica living in Tulsa after his job gave him a huge raise and promotion to stay there. In this fantasy, I am the head writer, and use my knowledge of that city to write some hilarious insidery episodes. The one where Chandler gets roped into doing a drag talent show at a…

It’s a living. *Canned laughter*

Are Pebbles and Bam-Bam using turtles as roller skates?
Not only does that seem cruel, even for the modern stone age, it doesn’t make any sense!