Rihanna dropped the ball on this one. I’ve seen more impressive outfits on Catholic priests during Easter.

Amal Clooney is so style boring. WHY is Jenna Bush there?!!! She’s better suited judging a shopping mall beauty pageant.

I can’t remember which, but one of the big tampon-producing companies tried a slogan a few years ago: “Thinking Outside the Box.” I feel like no female marketing people participated in that one!!

DJ Khaled’s next tweet to The Rock:

ONCE AGAIN, FROM THE TOP:

Except it’s a call back to Yesha Callahan saying the exact same euphemism.

I can feel the heat from here.

Oh, buuuuuuurn. Love it.

“Aww, girl, then where we s’posed to put it?”

Haha. Damnnnn. But, good point.

I actually felt that one through my computer monitor. Wow.

Considering that some regard The Rock as the pinnacle of manliness, and part of Khaled’s statement was about there being “different rules for The King,” yeah I do think it was helpful. Besides, when stuff like this comes out about celebrities, no one cares what normal jamokes do; the only real counter is another…

“I have so much money, I can let my friend spray paint my super expensive car. I also have terrible taste, which is why it’s not even a cool design, but something that a 7th grader would write on his desk at school thinking it made him a badass.”

It is a good thing. What bad could possibly come of this man’s man admitting that he pleasures his wife and aspires to be good at it?

Of course he does, because The Rock is the perfect man. I love you, The Rock.

I mean, you insert yourself into every comment section so do you really not get the impulse?

Keep being awesome Dwanye.

surely we can think outside of it.

It’s a shame there are no women worthy of consideration. <—sarcasm