What the actual fuck... that’s... that’s rape.

God, that was a good reveal. “We absolutely didn’t—except we did though.” I love that Oliver’s not afraid to waste thousands of dollars of HBO’s money for a dumb bit. (Is Last Week Tonight not all that expensive to produce that they have extra cash just laying around?)

I usually go to one music festival a year and leading into it I always think “I want to be cute and wear ridiculous outfits.” And then I remember it’s hot AF in the south and I’m old and need supportive shoes because I will enter a mosh pit. I did buy one flowey dress from target yesterday I may wear to Shaky Knees on…

Problem is they aren’t “takedowns,” it’s just petty bullshit that does nothing to undo the damage of installing Trump in the first place. Comey is bad.

I’m so conflicted. On one hand, I’m loving Comey’s takedowns. On the other, I’m tired of his sanctimonious vibe and essentially tipping the election because he assumed Hillary was going to win.

We outta study this for a couple decades to make sure the death rate is correct. Then we can think about doing something about it.

I mean . . .

What this dude did was wrong. Full Stop.

I want to see government pensions be abolished. I am so sick of financing deadbeat workers and idiots like Ryan.

Exactly one of the people I was thinking of. ~10 years ago when he began espousing homophobic comments it really tainted a lot of my pleasant memories of Ender’s Game.

And that’s in two years! In two years he’ll have a pension of up to 80% of the average salary from his highest three paid years for the rest of his life. Which could be another 50 years! So, probably around $140k a year for 50 years.

And yet these motherfuckers can’t fund teacher pensions.

And permanent, unlimited free healthcare.

“Socialism for me, but not for thee.”

Man I hate that weasel Ryan. He’s supposedly the face of the new Republican movemenent and people were hoping he would balance out Trump. But he just used Trump to pass his cruel tax cuts and said nothing and sat on his hands during his abhorrent rhetoric and actions. Maybe now that he’s no longer seeking re-election…

Yep, that’s how the last election went. Thinking we’re too good for idiocy to prevail is definitely not enough.

My first reaction: this is fantastic, good fucking riddance.

The osteoarthritis ad is post-9/11, just in case people don’t know. It’s from India. Came out after 9/11, and is just in bad taste.

Always a dicey proposition to meet your favorite artists.