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But he’s not yelling at clouds! Let’s hear him out.
We don’t need Tamagotchis anymore. We’ve got kids no...ohmygod, Gene!
I used to tie a Tamagotchi to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to buy a Tamagotchi cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of Bill Clinton on ‘em. “Gimme five Slick Willie’s for a quarter”, you’d say.
You know, it would be pretty awesome if the Avengers and associated good guys were all but defeated, and Thanos was gloating over his assumed victory, and then Barton came out of nowhere after being absent for most of the movie, and killed him effortlessly with a perfectly placed arrow to the eye. The head of the…
I ate him, he was delicious!
HE’S FUCKING DEAD OKAY?! I KILLED HIM. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, INTERNET?! *sobbing*
The Queen was raised between and during wartime in a relatively austere fashion for royalty. She must be appalled by Charles or should be. These tidbits come out far too often to be fantasy.
Kim looks good and all and I love casual wear, but it’s kind of disconcerting to see a full face of makeup and perfectly blown-out hair with bike shorts, a big ol’ hoodie and scrunched socks.
They will cut the crown jewels in half and she gets half the ravens from the tower if they divorce.
you see, sometimes things dont REALLY necessitate being clarified. i know you’re not DEFENDING pedophilia but it can kinda sound like you are.
Found ‘that guy.’
Found ‘that guy.’
I can agree with your general sentiment but when I first heard Annie Lennox sing “Strange Fruit” and “God Bless the Child,” I was gobsmacked. I adored her in high school; she was a formative influence. But, in no way, were those songs hers to sing as a white Scotswoman.
It’s always about fucking Steve.
Please tell me it’s not about Steve.
The hard truth is that teenage girls want to puke when they get ogled by gross old men. 100% of teenagers are repulsed and grossed out. Is that the hard truth you want represented?
This article reminds me of a quote I saw somewhere that was something along the lines of “You know you’re finally an adult when you start agreeing with the parents in kid’s movies.” Like Ariel’s dad. “But Daddy, I love him!” Um, no, you’re 16 and literally just met the guy. Sit down, and eat your seaweed (I assume…