Oh my god, he looks like a flasher lurking outside a woman’s bathroom.

Mexicans what?

I’m tired of my Facebook feed getting cluttered with false equivalency. “Both candidates are bad, can we get a do over? Lol!”

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Nononononono! James Spader was such a snotty hotty. Perhaps you mean David Spade? Please?

Late stage syphilis

Just to add fuel to your stroke...

Pastor Kioko added: “But we noticed the man was determined to leave. So it was agreed that they live in peace in their separate homes

More specifically he’s a 35 year old British man who went to an elite single sex boarding school from the age of 13. He’s awkwardness is real.

He has a small building. He’s also a coward, an idiot, and petty bully with a small dick. No joke to submit, will you accept my seething hatred instead?

My theory is that he goes after her and puts her down because she is young and very pretty, and it pisses him off like nothing else that she doesn’t fawn over him.

Ok. I’ll be that person.

I’m not dignifying this shit anymore, what is there left to do? It is clear we are divided and that the other side has no interest in disavowing their nominee. Therefore, I am hijacking this post. I ate a footlong and bag of chips two hours ago and I’m still hungry. I want nachos and hot dogs. Also, I’m not motivated…

Who much you want to bet he created that Wikipedia entry himself?

Using Trump tweets as a style guide- sad!

I think we all knew about the latter, but probably not the former. Thanks, though...