junkyardninja
junkyardninja
junkyardninja

I won’t hide my disgust when it comes to Las Vegas; I find it visually offensive. I look away in disgust at all

Dad #hottake here...it’s okay to pay good money for a stroller. A $2000 Land Rover stroller is insane, but there is a significant difference in a $500 stroller and a cheapo $150 stroller. But if you are a soon to be parent, don’t let people shame you into getting the cheap one because those will pinch your fingers

So, if I understand correctly, your vision is like one of those cars from a Syfy original series set in some near future where aliens and humans live side by side and the prop department is short on cash?

He barely scraped by....

KL- Glad you were able to duck out of a meeting long enough to post this-keep up the good work!

It’s probably equipped with a rear-facing camera that automatically uploads footage to a 11foot8-style website.

HAD a bike rack.

I do this all the time. Weep for me.

I saw someone manually unlocking a car door with a key last week...

So I take it he’s the Jeremy Clarkson of the series now.

It definitely looks like the FIAT slid under the Volvo. The bottom of the Volvo’s bumper is all scratched up. Also, I think you used to be able to get a rear facing third row in those XC70s, so it actually doesn’t have a crumple zone in the back.

Dude, the only ingredients in a hot pocket are molten lava and self-loathing. Don’t try to ruin that shit!

Came in to post this, saw it was already posted. Rejoiced.

You’re off a decade...

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A BDSM SKIING RED STORMTROOPER OK JEEZ

Sweet! My first COTD!

Agreed, with a simple if-then-else statement to follow: