junkyardninja
junkyardninja
junkyardninja
6/16/21 11:27PM
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You should include a review of motorcycle turn signals! I’d love to read that.

6/15/21 11:29AM
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This was a gloriously nerdy dive into this door failure. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

5/13/21 3:54PM
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I car-sat a Tesla Model 3 and had the 12V die on me. I think it was because I had to rely on local superchargers to charge the car instead of having it plugged in at home. I only drove it once a week and you could watch the main battery drain at something like 10% a day until the whole car would shut down when the Read more

1/20/21 3:36PM
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Love your take on Jalop cars. Nothing here I’d buy, but it’s fun to click through!

1/15/21 12:36PM
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I think a Corvette SUV makes sense. Look no further than the Lamboghini Urus that it would be competing against. 

1/05/21 5:13PM
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I remember learning to use a washing machine. My twin brother and I had run out of clothes. We were maybe...13? 14? So we hauled all our dirty laundry down to the laundry room. We knew enough that it was important to sort by color so we read ALL the tags on the clothes and sorted by color and then by temperature. We Read more

1/05/21 5:09PM
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Can openers are perhaps one of the least intuitive tools to use. Like seriously - this thing is suppose to perch on the edge of the can AND drag it around in a circle? I think perhaps the least interesting (or most demented) person to ever meet would be the inventor of the can opener. This Dad was a monster. Feed your Read more

12/11/20 2:25PM
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Being young and sick is really rough. I’m glad to hear you’re doing better!

11/19/20 3:55PM
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No Land Rover on this list? Would have loved to see that brand ranked by Consumer Reports vs JD Power that only covers initial quality.

10/28/20 5:58PM
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How on Earth do you have so many cars? And where do you park a BUS? Also, I laughed at the Smart with the trailer. That’s kind of awesome.

6/05/20 12:43PM
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That’s spectacular, Torch. Sometimes I worry about how your mind works.

4/01/20 9:42PM
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Those all look like they still have top-heavy 45 degree v-twins. If they would build a 60 or 90 degree and get the center of gravity down, maybe they could be competitive. Not sure how reusable their 60 degree Porsche engine is, but that would be an obvious quick choice. Maybe it’s too heavy or too big. As for the Read more

3/31/20 5:00PM
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And Fancy Kristen has the best bug out kit ever. Definitely going to miss your writing here, Kristen!

3/27/20 5:26PM
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I think there is something to be said for the long hood of a front-mid car (Aston Martin, I’m looking at you), but I disagree with the sentiment here. The fact that they tried to use Corvette styling is why this result is even possible. It looks like a Corvette with mid-engine proportions. I am disappointed in the Read more

3/24/20 9:40AM
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This is pretty random, even for you, Torch! What’s in your coffee this morning?

3/05/20 2:33PM
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Somehow you three manage to make reading that vitriolic shit entertaining, but it’s really disgusting how much hate mail you all receive. I love your work. Keep it up.