I’m better at picking up. She’s better at cleaning. We stick to those, we’re good - We give each other grief, we’re not.

pffffffffffffft - 107 years. I’m positive that we will lose but the streak is notable. True Cubs fans have known too much pain to be mistaken with Boston fans - the bandwagoners will be the problem.

Why does Hoth Luke Skywalker have a Green Lightsaber? This is horse shit.

White dude here. Affirmative does not go nearly far enough.

The fact that Lonnie Smith won 2 World Series high off his balls on Blow has always amazed me.

Of all of the things that have ever happened, this happened the least.

You omitted Galatoire’s and Antoine’s but if you were trying to keep him away from Bourbon Street, that was a card well played.

“ We may have built the only stadium in sports history that is actually worse than the one it replaced. “ - Mike

When I was single I got tested every three months. Somehow, I have never had an STD and thus never given one to anybody. Fellow Americans: Be less weird about your genitals.

The word you are looking for is “Orthogonal”