This is a fair analysis. I’ve changed that sentence and noted why. Thank you.

Sorry, this is the part I don’t agree with, and it’s the fundamental difference between what an agent would have done and what he did:

Lots of people are saying your parody of Trump was nice, it was nice, but we’ve got all these things, all these great things, and there are words and there are sentences and there are talkings and—let me tell you folks, some of this talking you just wouldn’t believe, just great talkings, that’s what people are saying…

fun fact: many high school students are 18 year old, legally voting citizens.

Yeah, but then maybe we’ll pick even higher than 6 next year.

Rex did this? I thought Tom was the dog.

The dodger did win.

Is there a way that they can both die? Like, “to the death” doesn’t mean that one of them has to live, does it?

I think we’ve all come to the conclusion that “thoughts and prayers” are pointless.

I don’t know whether I should offer my congratulations or my sympathies to Megan.

Don’t stress. There’s a 0% chance Trump runs for reelection.

and victory

Like soap.

Are these adult babies being carried all over the place like Ariana Grande?

Ask not for whom the dong comes.

i can’t believe some guy is an idiot. that’s wild

“Jokes on you, Robby. My wife has a nut allergy, which is why we can’t even have sex anymore.”

Why would he ever want to go to Minneapolis. He’s rich  

Yeah, we forget how instinctual things are. It’s easy for me, a guy with no athleticism or skill at all to say “he could have just waited for the ball to come down and taken him down with a bear hug”. But these guys practice all the time, decisions are made in a fraction of a second. He made the wrong one, but I get…

Stephen Colbert is part of the liberal media’s anti-bear fear campaign. How often does the media talk about the number of lives bears save every day? Never, because they don’t want you to know the truth.