I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

I always knew this guy was big but not until I watched 60 minute sports last week did I realize how strong he was to rip 35 pull ups at 40 years old and dude looks straight carved out of marble... not to be fucked with. Chara smash skull now.

How does he reconcile beating the shit out of people for money and being a christian?

This story is disgraceful. For a man with his career, and all of his winnings, to sink so low...

Another Josh Hamilton. The more you insist you're a devout Christian, the more I suspect you're a disingenuous piece of shit.

Here is the getaway car:

Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.

This is awful—what did Florida State's football program ever do to deserve this kind of treatme—

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

Tallahassee Police Department say Winston didn't fumble.

Maybe they should redesign the logo to break the schneid. Worked for the Ducks.

He couldn't toe the line.

You've been saving that for days...

Who foots the moving bill?

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.