I had a Celica with a Cruise Control switch that was supposed to make freeway driving easier, but when you turned it on it just floored the throttle and made you fear for your life.

You are wrong, ma’am. OBJECTIVELY WRONG! These billboards are a wonderful cultural icon of I-95, and should be respected as much.

Sorry friend. If you want to get to the good stuff, you have to read to the end like everybody else. But, by all means, you’re more than welcome not to. I encourage it, even. I’m quite happy to continue on not having to deal with whatever inane chatter you think is worth replying to me about.

I don’t need a spare tire, either. But I have one for the same reason I have a handgun: Precaution.

Unlike another commenter here, I can appreciate your take. It’s definitely one of those weird things of the 21st century, and it’s not for everyone.

Honestly had a friend straight-faced serious tell me that the airbag light on her Beetle had to be illuminated for the airbags to be operational.

It’ll be fine. I’ve got my Turbo Glove and Apple’s got her gnomestick.

Semper Fi

Carry-on! Fuckin’ carry-on! C’mon. Really? Carry-on? Somehow he got past the place where they check to see if something is too big to be a carry-on, (“excuse me, please, we’re important”) and he got as far as TSA? There, the brough-ha-ha about the bear and not fitting in the scanner would tie up at least one TSA…

This is the credited response. Don’t even mention preapproval ahead of time. If the dealer matches or beats what you have (and it might), finance through them, if not, don’t. And if you have to finance through the manufacturer to get a rebate, or through the dealer to get your price, just do that and then refinance.

Ignorance is sad. Many gLiberals are ignorant as to the very basics of economics. I don’t have the time, nor the inclination to tutor you on economics, like I turtored students in college while I was getting my degree in business. After I quit my job and made the sacrifice and took the risk to make a better life.

anyone who thinks this car is ugly needs to take a good hard look at the market right now. mazda is killing the design game right now.

Was probably a V6 with an exhaust.

Later that day...

Should have a Trump wig helm.

I’m going to buy this and drive an hour up to my parents house and use their landline to make the long-distance phone call to Redmond Washington. They’re going to be pissed just like they were 25 years ago.

The fx team are on it:-

Rear Admiral Ticklebottom?

NO, but I can tell you two of the happiest ignoramuses on the road.