Dumbass drivers man.

I hope Ford goes crazy and just makes a new Bullitt Mustang... and Boss 302... And Shelby GT500...

“Whoops, I packed for extortion today. JB, we’ll just play with your clubs”

No rich person would be caught in a Chevy Celebrity...

If you look closely you can see the loch ness monster in the drivers seat.

Wait... instead of just leaving it for mother nature to get rid of... They want to spend a ton of money and 50 years doing so?

I care about my car so I telegraph the fuck out of my intentions.

Is that dude rockin’ a mullet?

I just drove my car around with and without my Traction control. Its damn near impossible to get in a wreck with it on (then again there are people out there who prove me wrong)

True, just making fun of vans though. I do like the Transit Connect (its a sporty van :P)

... Welp.

Knowing Honda... This can be caught by an ahsmatic with a smoking problem :P

Look man, if I have a van i’m already garbage and boring.

I just want a V8 Minivan with AWD. Is that too much to ask?

If it ain’t screaming you aint turnin’ hard enough!

I scared a Subaru salesman while test driving the Crosstrek. I drove it as if it was a sports car (It kept to the road really well and had a nice amount of power to put down)

I guess you could say it threw you under its tail :P

It also begins to take shape of a monster as well.