I gotta tell you, close to ten years of having to clean or dispense with troublemakers in restrooms in restaurants and bars made one thing clear to me. Ladies rooms are NOT, in no way, no fucking way, less gross than men's rooms. Jesus Christ, how that myth stands the test of tine is beyond me. I've seen some shit…

I am a crazily tall cis white woman. While I've certainly walked into bathrooms that were disgusting (How did you get shit on the seat? Why is there menstrual blood on the walls?) I've never felt threatened by any trans woman present. We piss in stalls by ouselves. The only time I found the restroom frightening was…

Don't give one fuck about where people choose to pee. So long as it's not on the seat.

Maybe the Aunt or another relative who tried to get her to take the child to the hospital can get temporary custody. Maybe this woman can get probation, therapy and some parenting classes after her sentence. Then she can do supervised visits or something. Every once in while the system does work.

But that woman sure chose her shitty boyfriend over her kids. All together now: "Fuck her."

No. It's not enough alcohol for anyone, anywhere.

"Rule of thumb for storm booze: you need one bottle of wine or slightly less than one six pack of beer per person per day you expect to be stranded. "

"Get drunk and cut your bangs..."

Wouldn't it have made more sense to stay in this form until it got to civilization?

Reread all of Harry Potter. You're welcome.

Head to the public library. Hope Jake Gyllenhaal is there.

Hope ya'll have some snowshoes or cross country skis. Then you can go out and build giant snow penises.

As Commander of the Feline Uprising I am going to wake you up by kneading incessantly on your chest at 4am until you feed me respect your opinion.

Do you fry your tortillas? Not the healthiest, but SO DELICIOSO.

I didn't read all the replies so maybe someone said it already but The Imposter is so super creepy - I loved it and would recommend it if you're into creepy docos!

I'm having my teeth whitened in a couple of weeks. I can't do without coffee, so am planning to drink it through a straw way in the back of my mouth, I hope thats's a safe compromise....

As long as the movie includes her feud with Kathy Bates and her Minotaur lover, I AM DOWN WITH THIS.

Deep cleaned the house today, despite Defcon 5 PMS.