I knew Man-dy was The One (not really, but this made me like him a lot more) when he first masturbated in front of me. It got me really turned on, so we ended up having sex anyway, but every once in awhile I just lend a hand. Or go back to sleep, depending on my mood. I love that it's not a shameful thing for him. My…

I'm down for whatever, as long as I don't wake up to a flurry of twat mist in a forest of cock shafts.

All the kids' talking head interviews will be about their holier-than-thou stepdad who thinks he walks on water.

Regarding people getting into trouble for taking Uber: it's not sorority chicks being petty, it's about liability (as with much of sorority "laws"). When there are official sorority parties, all attendees are required to take the official transportation to and from the event (shuttles are provided). They don't want to…

but also, lol.

So, I had a medical abortion. I caught the pregnancy super early, like days after my missed period. I actually had to wait to do it because it was too early for them to see anything even with a transvaginal ultrasound (that was a pretty agonizing couple of weeks, let me tell you...).

I took some pills, and…

I certainly banned any further ones. I didn't get to see my tubal ligation, but I know it's there and it makes me oh so happy.

I'm sorry, but the only way Chucky Boy saw an abortion performed, and wasn't there as a participant, is if he was the father. Maybe that's who his "med school friend" was, a girlfriend he knocked up and then went with her when she had the abortion. Not many clinics or doctors allow this, but there are a few.

Anna, if it was you that chose that specific frame of him, I love you forever. As a video editor, I live for frames that catch people at their most derpy. Although it's funny with attractive people, it's simply appropriate here.

This man is the human equivalent of a bejismed athletic sock.

If he thinks abortions are gruesome he needs to watch a fucking c-section.

There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery.

i don't think the kind of expletives i want to use on him even exist

Right? Like even if you wanted to argue that it's a god given right of all men to piss upright, it sure as hell isn't a god given right not to run a wet paper towel around the floor afterward. This isn't about urinating sitting down vs. standing, it's just about being a lazy slob.

crafty little buggers.

Anecdotal evidence says yes, this is true:

And then it calls the audience right the fuck out on that, more than once. That second season was intense.

It's really sad that we - or I, I guess - have to feel SO much appreciation for the simple act of someone believing and understanding that the facility with which so many people have to question and disbelieve women when they come forward is such a problem. When people discuss how to solve the rape problem or prevent…