My cat Mei. Her cross-eyed face should bring a smile to your lips!

My obese kitty playing with my tiny Maine Coon kitty. Makes me feel better.

First I read this:

This makes me happy that I don't get invited to many weddings.
And you know what I gave as a gift to the last three I went to? Paintings that I did myself specifically for the couple.
My favorite being this one of the couple's beloved dog Frank.

Taint.

Praise: Yo, Dawg! Did you see *gender neutral name*'s new Ferrari? Their taint must be tight, yo!

Admonition: You better tighten your fucking taint, Larry! 4th quarter projections are looking sloppy as shit!

"She tipped her head back in ecstasy as she reached climax, writhing and moaning in ecstasy as the waves of pleasure rolled over her. Sweat rolled down the length of her body and she sighed in pleasure.

Personally I applaud the House GOP for all the hard work they've done this week to ensure that Hilary Clinton will be our next president.

Oddly enough, this is a picture of my crotch:

Sure, we could accessorize the hall-crotch using Photoshop, but that would ruin its pure beauty.

Goddammit humanity, just when I thought you had reached your nadir.

Meh, cheating is for lazy idiots. Keeping it fun at home when she/he's seen you at your worst? - that is an ALPHA baby.

"You need to give your husband a blow job every day. He should feel like a king."

Tsk tsk tsk

Also, I can celebrate old people still working and complain about high unemployment at the same time. This is because, although I am a VERY rude person, I am also a person capable of holding nuanced opinions. It's a quality that comes with age.

What a remarkable women, just one of the many amazing women who did their part during WWII. While people often mention the work women did during the war I don't feel like many people ever give them their due. The Riveters, the Bomb Girls, the Land Girls, the homemakers, and the WAC's deserve a lot of the credit and I…