This is pretty much my face after a bottle (or two) of wine. Thanks to that little Stranger Things angel, hearing loss will be my new excuse when my kids are older and ask why my face looks weird.

“I think it’s just because she couldn’t hear what David was saying.” He then reveals that he thought Ryder’s faces were “awesome.”

I can’t believe Giuliani admitted that. He’s admitting that Trump KNEW that what he wanted was illegal and was nevertheless looking for a way around that.

Rudy Giuliani divulged that “when [Trump] first announced it, he said, ‘Muslim ban.’ He called me up. He said, ‘Put a commission together. Show me the right way to do it legally.’”

While Azealia is still trying to air the stench of hate and death out of her closet, Queen is in Malawi doing her thing as Global Ambassador:

I’m starting to feel like we should just flood the internet with even more fake news. “Have you heard Steve Bannon eats mayonnaise out of the jar with a spoon and jerks off onto puppies while watching Real Housewives episodes?? My friend has video they posted to an instagram story but saved it. It’ll probably be…

This might be a good time to recall something of which many of us are ignorant in our own history. It is estimated that 10 to 30% of Africans forced to our shores as slaves were of Muslim descent: many of them spoke and wrote in Arabic; some of them Hafidhs who had memorised the entire Qu’ran and could recite it in…

You guys realize they’re playing #allLivesMatter with the goddamn Holocaust, right?

What?! I really don’t want to Google and/or give them clicks. How on earth are they saying this?

That sweet, nonconsensual love.

“despite what the media reports, we are an incredibly inclusive group ...”

I am sooooo confused as to how Kushner can tolerate Bannon having the ear of his Father-in-Law and our President (barf). Kushner is either the worst Jew ever or Bannon is a hypnotist.

Yeah, I paused when I got to that, too.

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Fried chicken? No way that guy eats anything so closely connected to black people. It’s only full fat mayo on crackers and tater tot casserole for Bannon.

Guess what certain types of right wing Jewish people and White Nationalists have in common? (hint: they both think Islamophobia isn’t real)

“priests, gypsies, people with mental or physical disabilities, communists, trade unionists, Jehovah’s Witnesses, anarchists, Poles and other Slavic peoples, and resistance fighters”

This is a precursor to cheeto voldemort becoming a Holocaust denier.

Together, we will make love

It’s so obvious this gross man has won control of the White House. I wonder how much longer Priebus is going to stick around.