If they* actually did a sexy magazine featuring “normal” bodies, in a variety of sizes, genders, races, ages, etc. I would be 100% there for it. Nudity can be great! And sexy nudity can be great too! I think a solid 80% of the issues I have with nudey mags would go away if they didn’t define “sexy” so narrowly.

Yeah, ladies, naked is the new normal! Sending nudes is the new handshake! Women who are proud enough of their bodies to show them off makes men respect them MORE!

For me, it depends on the kind of funny. I’m over the SNL parodies. Oh, cool, you’re doing an impression. Thanks, you just gave Mashable a weeks worth of headlines. That should totally erase the episode where you willingly put him on the air and helped normalize him.

At least Bee and Oliver are attaching social…

It’s your mood.

It isn’t his fault he was caught?

Are you French, or even European? No? Stop trying to speak on behalf of countries with upwards of 100,000 million inhabitants. We’re not a monocultural zoo for the ‘muricans.

Christ:

Also, uh, don’t use your wife’s phone for cheating purposes? I wish I could get $48 million for being unremittingly stupid...

Ugh Tiffany, melania and ivanka aren’t helpless innocent women held captive. They have agency. Tiffany trades on her name.

And they just sit back and watch when Bundy’s white folks terrorize.

You missed the woman’s AWESOME follow up. Bravo!

Oh, they know. They know she’s in pain and frightened. Each shift change got to guffaw at that. And to mock her for faking it. Even the blood. What horrible people.

These men either have absolutely no concept of procreation or they use weasel words and hope that others have no concept of procreation.

Another thing lost in this whole shit sandwich story is the $10K bail for driving on a suspended license. Granted, I do not know all circumstances, but in what world is this an appropriate amount?

And such a violent criminal, driving on a suspended license while poor. Monster!

“Again, do I like to have babies born in our jail? No,” Wickersham said.

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

Christ, he’s bad at this. He can’t even shake hands correctly.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

And by the same token, if you’re eating your kin, you’re literally pulling those genes out of the population.