*bing bing bing!* Winner gets a Kewpie doll! He doesn’t even fuck them; it’s all about the degradation & what they’ll do for his money.

RIGHT!!?! I read through the transcript of the conference and could not get over how repetitive, menial, and unprepared he sounded. Do you know any words that have more than 2 syllables, you piece of shit? ugh.

And he called BuzzFeed, who released the dossier in full, “a failing pile of garbage” who would “suffer the consequences.”

I know. Do you ever listen to him speak and think, “Well I must be dead and/or in the Twilight Zone because there is no way in hell this can be real.”

So we’re really gonna do this, huh? This is actually happening? And how do I know I’m not in a coma somewhere hallucinating all this?

I’m beginning to think the people claiming early onset Alzheimer’s may be on to something. He’s become noticeably more incoherent as the months drag on.

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

Can we get IDs on the assholes laughing and clapping when this happened?

The death penalty is immoral, not because of who we apply it to but because we are the ones who must apply it.

The man is going to live out the rest of is days on Death Row. The chances of him seeing the executioner is probably less than 50% (much less, I imagine). However, I’d rather he rot under the jail for life as a lesson to other white nationalists rather than to die as a martyr to some incredibly stupid cause.

your sister was born without feet???

That begs the question: does deer sex ever look consensual? Would people who aren’t learned on the subject of deer behavior recognize the signs?

Monkey Rape Apologists

“I want to put macaque into that deer” -the monkey

I couldn’t caribou less about what you think.

Farmer Wilson walks over to Farmer Jones’ place and says

it would behoove you to hide after that comment.

Oh my.

My chihuahua used to hump my cat.

The researchers wrote that one deer “seemed to accept to be ridden by the male macaque”, and that it was apparently licking sperm that had been deposited on its back by the monkey.