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“a toxic Hot Pocket glued to a micropenis”

my stepfather broke down on the day Trump was elected and confessed to us that he is undocumented. he was able to leave safely today morning and he’s returning to his home country via Canada. my mom will leave soon after to join him. we’re fortunate to be economically stable, and i have to stop myself from thinking of…

My FB feed is filled with the hot takes of white guys blaming the Democrats like that screaming British head video they keep posting. They sure showed us for fronting a woman candidate! (and white women share in this to our shame)

How would they get 3 million illegal immigrants out of the country without a deportation force?

I will enjoy watching that fucker age until he delisinigrates. He already looks 90.

Jesus Christ, the fucking word salad.

Really? Cause it just looks to me like someone trying to hide their handwriting.

And how so?

Jez should create a living document of all these stories. There are already hundreds and it’s been four days.

That’s why I hate the vets culture in the US. It just feeds the ridiculous jingoism and silence voices questioning the army’s role in foreign policy and industrial affairs. You wouldn’t have to have so many vets event if the US weren’t always at war.

My sister died the same day I was going on vacation. It was only because we told people where we were stopping that they were able to get in touch with me so I could turn around and go to a funeral instead of Six Flags.

like they do on television

If I didn’t hate him so much, I’d feel sorry for him. Because there really is no way out. Claiming health problems makes him look weak. Quitting for any other reason just makes him look like a loser, and we know what he thinks of losers. I think towards the end of the campaign he was really getting excited about …

And now he is being surrounded by politicians, ugly, old politicians rather than young teen and 20-something ladies in revealing pageant wear. Capitol Hill where a 45 year old is considered “a baby”. This is hell for him. Just hell.

I hope he hates every f-ing minute of it and that his hair falls out.

He has admitted that he doesn’t like to read, and now he has to read stacks of reports on EVERYTHING. Reports are boring as fuck, I know, I’ve written plenty of them. He will have to spend days in meetings being debriefed on things so boring that you want to stab yourself in the eye, and he’ll have to learn and…

And he’s surrounded by people that hate him. 92% of D.C. voted for Clinton.

He’s not even going to be allowed to use a fully-functioning cell phone. He’s going to lose his goddamn mind.