There are so many transplants in DC. There’s not a white person in the city that isn’t from somewhere else

Atlanta is notorious for barely supporting its own professional sport teams. Can’t blame the bar for thinking that maybe supporting the visitors is a better strategy.

I frequently die on the hill of small cities (and rust belt ones in particular) being way underrated as great places to live, and I’m not saying anything negative about Cleveland here, but that take is way too hot.

Fred McGriff, as you can see in the above results, is not in the HOF (and probably doesn’t belong there). He did get more votes the Sheffield this time.

Should include a picture of Skinny Sammy Sosa, too: https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQMO9dpC_1W_48eiMxesacdbma9Y3I7t6XoE8m7mEMnD0-NYt0vlg

Trevor Hoffman doesn’t really belong.

BUT, if you just give every child at the school a RPG to begin with, you never need to call Animal Control, and that’s one more aspect of bloated local government that we can do away with!

They’re only a threat in women’s bathrooms, where Obama made it legal for them to molest little girls.

“Willie Stargell is in Pittsburg”

Sometimes I think about switching from running to biking for exercise, but shit like this doesn’t happen when I run.

Well, you’re going to be disappointed, because I think the only thing Trump could do to lose his most fervent supporters is appoint Obama to the Supreme Court, then announce that he hates white people.

You can’t switch horses mid-stream!

Usain Bolt’s rate of turnover isn’t particularly impressive (given context). What really sets him apart is his ability to achieve a good start and elite turnover at his size (height) without becoming a jumbled mess of limbs. That’s not really a steroids thing.

How are your relationships, romantic and otherwise, since then?

I’m not very religious, but every day now, multiple times per day, I say a little prayer. This is how it goes: “Dear God, please let me be wrong about Trump in every way. Amen.”

Your handle is misleading

Friend from high school was a talented athlete, but nothing particularly noteworthy, and he wasn’t stupid, either. He started getting recruitment letters from schools all over, including one form Harvard. Unfortunately he and his family knew nothing of the college application process, and they took the letter from…

In a dome

Can you claim ignorance about the game being rescheduled?

That’s kind of the appeal.