The 13th Amendment prohibits this

+1

What if both writers can be annoying and condescending?

Could have sworn Ryan Tannehill was a wide receiver.

Or maybe horny teens sometimes make bad decisions while trying to be cool regardless of their backgrounds

You forget about the intra-team banging

Looks like Eugene Sims (#97) is not wearing a cup in that cover photo.

Stick to not-sports

Look at that photograph!

I love the Pirates (and Cutch), but he’s not remotely close to HOF right now.

Mexican Pizzas my dude

1. McCutchen has 2 years left on his deal (or a $1MM buyout for 2018, which won’t happen barring catastrophic injury)

Pirates have plenty of assets, just few that make sense to trade outside of cutch.

The Mavericks were only up 2-0

Make this opinion slightly less reasonable, then go post it on a Jezebel article. I’d love to see the responses you get.

It’s on Comedy Central not infrequently. I would expect people 25+ years old with an interest in comedy and/or finance to be familiar with the movie.

I tried that once. Remember enjoying it. Don’t remember anything else about whatever it was I was doing.

Fan votes are garbage.

You are probably right, but maybe it’s a Red Sox/Blue Jays/Yankees/AL guy.

What would you do, besides snarkily criticize others?