The problem with that nickname, is one of his teammates (until a suspension this season) was OJ Mayo, which is more a juice-related name.

In college, a teammate SWORE a competitor only ran 24 laps of the 10K, thus bumping my teammate from 6th to 7th (and no longer scoring).

I resent the idea that there’s no gamesmanship in racing.

“Dolphins fan in a lucha libre mask finds the Niners fan’s glasses and returns them.”

Those punches were so weak and uncoordinated, I have think this kid has some disability.

We are proud of our super bowls. Maybe you don’t know, but the Steelers have won 6.

“In retrospect, it was a really trashy scene, but at the time I loved it.”

First NFL game I ever went to was the 2002 tie between the Steelers and Falcons and Heinz Field. I’ve been to plenty since then and have never really seen anything notable. My most memorable fan moment is from my first game when some drunk guy kept yelling throughout the whole game, “Hey Michael, why don’t you get…

He basketballs like few have basketballed before

Minneapolis isn’t that weird.

The real racist uncle move is to argue that Brown is only good because of Roethlisberger’s pin point passes, and that Ladarius Green is no Heath Miller.

To be fair, I bet most draft prospects don’t do this with the Browns.

Does it count as an opinion if it is factually inaccurate?

People overlook how close DC is to WV. It’s all starting to make sense now.

Was inspired to try this approach with my boss this morning. Do not recommend.

“The NBA is young black males.” Jermaine O’Neal sarcastically asked, “What’s next, we can’t wear our hair in cornrows?”

Why do some people watch new, garbage television over old, good television?

I’m not saying new=bad and old=good, I’m saying reruns of Seinfeld>2 Broke Girls.

I’m still pissed Mo Vaughn beat Albert Belle for the 1995 AL MVP.

If you’re gonna lose a dog, might as well try to make some internet money off it.

That’s not how statistics work!