Ha!! Sorry for the late reply (notifications are evil to me around here) but I just HAD to let you know that my father actually bought it himself — and he might have been the old dude giving them out to people your age?!?

My dad lost a tooth to a Bit O’Honey. (Why yes, I am old!)

Can confirm. I looked at the pic & legit blinked because not only does my therapist have them, so do I — for precisely that reason!

Hi again! 1) I’m sorry for the delayed response but I’m still not receiving notifications, ugh. And 2) I shared that with my young adult daughter, who is basically an evangelist re proper sex ed + easy access to contraception/abortion *actually* = fewer women needing abortions.

Omg, I absolutely love you for this. Will use in the future!! (And attribute to “Elf”, of course!)

Omg, THANK YOU for sharing!

Oh no. Nonononono.

Omg, thank you for sharing that. I just finished watching & am legit teary.

I'm not sure whether I love you or hate you for that time-travel to my middle/high school years!!

Okay, now I’m dead. My obituary will read that I passed un-peacefully while awake from reading the idea of a thousand cervical papercuts.

Okay, I just wrote a long thing & then deleted it.

I really understand your frustration.

I hadn’t seen this show (no cable so no TNT) but based on this review, I’ll have to find a way/place to watch it.

My kid works at our local Target & trust me, I’ve spent WAY too much $$ since she started. I walk in to pick her up from a shift and...well, you know!

This not only needs more stars, it needs its own separate article.

Please please please let this happen!!

I’m reminded of the admittedly overused but still valuable idea that one should “Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.”

Thank you for the info! Also, at least now I can see notifications & successfully click through...but only if I go to the tab. Still no #’s or prompts at the top of my screen. Ugh.

As a perma-gray here, I’m answering as a test. I’ve been reading for close to 10 years (before stars) and commenting for 5-ish. Hoping you can see my response at least? (Notifications are also messed up for me)

Your second paragraph is everything.