Reminds me a little of my dad's approach to gifts. The man is a big, bearded blue collar worker with a heavy accent who loves Diet Coke, his garage, and above all, being whimsical. I wrote a poem in my tweens about how he'd "give me the world if I asked", so for Christmas he got me a globe. One Christmas during…

Oh really? You're saying that hypothetically changing the gender of someone and pretending that that somehow changes the response to their actions, despite any evidence to the contrary, doesn't make sense? Maybe you'll remember that the next time you feel like marching in somewhere with your "GAWD, if it was a man…

Honestly, as far as "frivolous" spending goes, I think it's actually quite sweet! If she can afford it, why not? It gives someone a job, keeps the bun happy; it's win-win as far as I can tell.

If she can afford a bunny nanny, better to do that then treat him like an unwanted toy or out of style accessory. If Cecil needs a caretaker, then I hope it's true.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with an underage dick pic is a good guy with an underage dick pic.

This shit reads like a 16 year old girl's free writing assignment from 1993. After she saw Demolition Man at the mall.

So, he wanted his employers to pay for his promiscuous speech, even though it was against their morals? Well, now he's free to pay for it himself.

Considering I am myself fat and short and my comment did not mention his height or weight you're the one who is drawing at straws. Good job.

What they really don't want is for women to have recreational sex.

People are piling up on you, but what you said was really insensitive. You may not have found yourself in this situation, but being jobless right now is a desperate and heartbreaking thing. I was without a job for over 2 years recently (I STUPIDLY quit an awesome job to get a grad degree to pursue my little dream…

Except... the ruling was just expanded to include ALL types of birth control. So now what? Plenty of women take hormonal birth control pills for reasons other than preventing babies. Why penalize them?

You know that Hobby Lobby DID pay for birth control until 2 years ago, right? And that their retirement plans invest in the companies that produce the drug?

Oh, hello, mid-second-term Obama. We expected this behavior, and maybe some action on it, sooner.

Wait, what? I am not making fun of hip hop.

the part where the joke goes over your head

His parents tried to get him sectioned but because he is an adult they didn't allow it, they did everything they could yet you are still finding a way to blame them.

Yeah, you skipped over the part where his boss freely acknowledged that he wore the nametag and that he did nothing about it. Best possible case scenario, the boss is still a fucking moron.

which, to be fair, is eminently believable, since 16-year-old boys are frequently complete dipshits (hey, I know I was).

Congrats!!!