Preach!!!  

Those pictures. This baby may never have the relatively normal childhood and adulthood most of us have. I don’t have kids and I’ve never been hyperbolic, but it would take all of me to not yoke that kid up and whoop the mom’s ass. 

a strong mood. 

And one Uncle with a glass of brown liquor giving commentary on the side. 

I’m kinda hoping she has some audio or maybe even cellphone video of Trump flat out Alzheimer sundowning.

A bench full of stony-faced, silent aunts with judgmental stares?

And I bet she puts sugar in her potato salad.

If she comes to the cookout, I can guarantee Auntie Sadie will get drunk and she will catch those hands. All we could do is stand by and let her know she had it coming.

Can you imagine being called before the Executive Board of the Black Legislative American Cookouts Council? Forget the Supreme Court, you had best have your shit together before stepping into THAT kitchen.

I don’t care what Omarosa does. She’s never getting an invite to the cookout. She killed John Coffey. And I bet she puts sugar in her potato salad.

So, “Bela” or whatever her name is has her well-documented issues. But what’s up with this Darcell Obregon and the “I’m not Black, I’m Hispanic” bullshit. People always want to run from their strengths. In this case, an unfortunate and commonplace issue I have with SOME Afro-Latinx folk: Somehow because you are…

Close to 50k tweets with only 724 followers tells me she’s delusional. 

Michael Rapaport-For managing to look slimy and ashy at the same damn time. 

We are honored to be here today at the homecoming of Sister LolaFalanaIsNotHere4ThaBS and when I say “honored” that is NOT to suggest that we are not sad, NO!

“His first hit single, “How To Rob,” was basically an ashy nigga’s Koran”

Thank you for YOUR insight.

Or, to an 11 year old girl, a strange man taking an uncomfortable interest in what you are doing.

You don’t get it. 11 year old girls can be mean! I went to my Aunts house in June to say hello and my cousin was there with her friends. They were listening to some Future song i’d never heard and when I asked what it was some demon spawn that i didn’t even know, rolled her big ass eyes and said ‘It’s not for you’,…

And he’s not black.