I will be trying this, but sans vodka. Thanks!

“yesha” must be swahili for “you a damn lie.”

When Damon knows, he’ll let you know. I do hope that he gets the chance to (and that I’ll have the chance to help) throw some big ass book parties in various places. I can’t wait to see what happens when the book drops.

Endlessly test athletes who’ve never cheated because they’re talented.

I’ve always loved that this, well the old VSB place and space since Kinja allows colonizers to roam free, place has always been an iron sharpens iron community We have been a defacto Black Pages providing information on various Black business to consider patronizing.

The black girls act “mean” because they probably like him or they’re intrigued by him. Little girls do that.

Sherri is also dumb as rocks so...

*whispers*

Nope, Donald Glover’s dumb ass didn’t go to a predominantly white school. He had to try a little harder to avoid Black girls, lol.

You must be fun at parties.

I hope this ruined Permit Patty’s whole month.

It’s not that people think the criminal justice system is equally wrong on either side of innocent/guilty. It’s that the justice system is especially likely to find a black person guilty whether or not they were actually guilty.

Show of hands, how many of y’all had a gun pointed at your head?

There are some peak Negro-ism moments in film, and this is one of them.  Risking your life is no big deal, but how DARE you take away my honor!  Sigh...

Thank you.

I think Kris deserves more than 10%. That is all.

Loose-loose is how I would describe bowl movements created from Papa John’s pizza.

So Papa John lost his PR firm, and the PR firm had to lay off staff. So pretty much a lose-lose, which is also how I would describe paying for Papa John’s shitty pizza.

So many conflicting feelings and thoughts here.