That’s some B.S. If venues let bad experiences keep them from booking events, they would never have events. When Kenny Chesney comes to my city, folks trash the venue but it hasn’t stopped the venue from booking other country and western acts.

Right? That can’t be a thing.

“Hello 911? This motherfucker wants a sandwich but all I smell is bourbon on his breath.”

Administrative leave...from Subway?  

Meanwhile, these same self-appointed neighborhood watch losers continue to get robbed blind by people they know. If there’s one characteristic that I would appoint to practically all white people is the inability to do proper risk assessment.

Like a spoiled brat.

 I await their first single, Pop that Pussy Hat.

That was a whole dumpster fire of a mess for the weekend.

Welcome to 2018's “Bobby Caldwell is white” moment!

While we’re on the topic did y’all know that “Ring My Bell” (that song in those Wal Mart commercials) is about cunnilingus? Go look at the lyrics if you don’t believe me. Those women back in the 70's were low-key freaks.

I’m like ???? This is a thing? WTF?🤦🏾‍♀️

A few thoughts:

See this is why I miss old school song writing! Dem folks was displaying their freakishness on the low. Me and my stages when I found out on Tuesday:

Welp, it’s certainly more awkward thinking back on how they made us dance it in gym class in elementary school now, that’s for sure...

I got a response just now lol. From one of her family members. Has the same surname, assuming it's an in-law of some kind. Wanna see w/a screenshot?

“damn its the equivalent of a lemonade stand good grief...”

Or a Netflix account. 

Jeezus. Get a hobby, bitch. 

LOL. It was actually just a combo of marula oil + lavender essential oil that I mix together & just spray it on.

Bruh it’s hot as fuck out here in the SF Bay Area (relative to everywhere else in the US).