That whoosh sound you just heard was the joke going over your head.

I’m a vegetarian. I don’t trust people who won’t eat cheese.

I mean, not really, but every vegan I know personally has been incredibly vocal about it. It’s like that joke “Q: How do you know if someone runs marathons*? A: Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.”

I think it might be that they feel it’s a religious/moral/ethical…

wtaf

This is literally all I want to talk about right now. A naturopath is definitely a person and not a disease, right? Does this mean her naturopath was trying to murder her???

I know it sounds that way but I us usually baked breads and cook soups and stuff like that on Sunday's for the whole week. I am even too lazy to peel mangos and peaches for smoothies so I use frozen. And pizzas and stuff - just chop up veggies, use a good thick organic sauce and a fast pizza crust. I hate to cook…

Crazy vegan lady bullies people online for views/clicks. People are mad.

“Frelee is the reason that I survived my naturopath,”

That much fiber is gonna clog you up, so she’s either lying or hasn’t had a bowel movement in years.

I’m one, too, AND I also can’t eat gluten. I swear to god that I’m fun at parties and have never, ever once felt the need to dictate people’s food choices to them. You leave me and my food alone and I’ll do the same. I can’t even begin to relate to the batshit insanity that is going on in this article.

I’ve been a vegetarian for almost 20 years and most of the cooking I do for myself is vegan. I don’t bother anyone about what they eat and bloody well hate self righteous vegans. The normal vegans keep it to themselves. The annoying ones go online and yammer about bananas.

She accused Cassey Ho of promoting eating disorders along with some others. I don't think eating 50 bananas is a sound food decision but I like candy corn so I can't throw too many stones.

Hi, vegan here. The difference is vegans don’t eat eggs, dairy or any other products that come from animals. Vegetarians just don’t eat meat. Most of us are fine, but you only see the shitty PR because who wants to hear a story about a boring and completely normal vegan? We don’t all throw red pant at people (although…

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I have yet to see one that doesn't.

Minus Jackie O and a Chekhovian gun. (As far as we know.)

This is basically the plot of House of Yes, no?

I’m actually surprised there was no House of Yes reference.

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

Perpetual single here - if this is a real story, what exactly does this relationship bring that would make you put up with even 10% of this?