Yeah I didn’t word that very well. I meant that going to the dentist is not covered by health insurance, which is bullshit.

Beyond the other 7,000 things that annoy me about our health care system - dentistry is separate. WTF? My mouth, my teeth, they aren’t part of the rest of my body? I can get a specialist for my vagina, why not my teeth? It’s fucking insane. 

I’ve been following Marx’s twitter feed ever since this delicious gem:  

Change your shower head. Changed my world when I installed one with a rain shower that I can also hand hold. Super easy to do. Only like 30 bucks. Kept the old one to put back when I move out.

I’ve only vaguely heard about William’s cheating. Do you have some insight? I’m mostly curious, does he have one woman he continually returns to a’la his father and Camilla, or does he cat around with various ladies? 

I have this incredible idea for a blue glove, ladies, just go with me here for a minute...for men to use when they hold their dicks while they pee. I mean, gross, they have to touch their nasty smelly penises! And we know men don’t like to wash after using the bathroom so this could give the rest of the world the…

But not before giving themselves the credit of opening up the “social discourse”. Because, of course:

Ah yes....Albert sure knows about keeping family secrets...

Isn’t Prince Albert the one whose wife keeps trying to run away? I know there is a current story about a Princess from Dubai trying to escape but didn’t one of the Euro princesses try to bail on her marriage several years ago but ended up going back? A blonde? I think it was Albert’s wife. 

Obviously, he doesn’t look much like Allen. But, let’s say he’s not his son. Why hide it? He clearly despises the man, you’d think if he knew that he was not really his son, he’d say so.  He could do so without confirming who his real father is, Sinatra or not. 

Giuliani has a Date

nooooo! That’s what makes this doubly infuriating. That disgusting rotten piece of old meat is still getting laid. It’s fucking unfathomable. Please explain this to me and don’t say money. If that was it, this woman could definitely find a piece of ass with a big bank account that doesn’t look like something I laid…

Will she be deported? 

My mind only goes to the peeing thing when I see woman in a jumpsuit. With those nails, I wondered how I would put my contact lenses in. 

She posted her reply on Instagram and ERW posted it in her stories yesterday.

...or the kid who went to Spain for a week and thinks they were born there.

Why oh why does he wear those stupid, stupid scarves?

Hey Shia, did you see this story about Johnny Depp in the Hollywood Reporter yesterday? You should totally read it.

Yeah I follow her IG and see that, sadly. But thanks to the hot tip below, I have already found at least one episode on YouTube.

The real question is how can I watch this in the US? Nigella is the comfort of Great British Bake Off + a dollop of Sexy that we should all be allowed to escape in at this horrible time. The Brits get a vaccine AND new Nigella? So unfair.