Oh, don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed it! I think I get a kick out of yelling at my TV about something other than the news these days. And there was a lot to yell about. (The kids in the courtroom??) I love that it was Hugh, everything else was so outlandish it felt great to have it be him and not some nutty you’d never…

I’m referring to that scene. It was a post trial lunch. These people could easily afford a chef or to order in any meal their heart desires. Even if they decided they must dine at a restaurant, there are lots of places in Manhattan with private rooms you don’t have to walk through the bar to get to. It just seems an od…

Now if someone could explain to me how the family who was deluged by the press upon arriving at the courthouse decides to have a leisurely lunch AT A RESTAURANT.  I yelled at the TV for that whole scene. Why why why would you have staged that scene in a restaurant? Was it just me?

You don’t actually see a conversation like that...it is just my assumption. Nicole needed someone else to tell the prosecutor that Hugh’s mom thinks he is a psychopath, so I’m assuming that’s how she did it.

I think the favor was getting the blonde lawyer friend to feed the prosecutor the information about the phone call Nicole had with Hugh’s mom.

She will divorce Donnie and move in with her handsome boyfriend, Hank Siemers, who is the head of security for Tiffany’s at Trump Tower. They have (allegedly) been going at if for awhile now. (ETA: I only meant to post the photo once, sorry, not sure why it is there twice)

I don’t understand the naked boob thing?

Do we think he told the new wife the truth or that she only found out he was married previously when the NY Times issued the correction? 

I believe the procedure is called Sex With the Coke Head Son. The “why” is completely beyond my (actually vivid) imagination. 

from this WireImage photo of her and her former husband circa 2014.

My friends and I were theorizing that maybe it isn’t plastic surgery at all. Maybe when you are evil on the inside, it eventually just starts showing on your face.

Well, she looked a little different back then.

I wonder if he would have done that had it been a church keeping bees instead of a synagogue. 

Oh my god he wants to fuck her so bad! 

I have seen a lot on Twitter about her boyfriend, Hank Siemens, who is the head of security at Tiffanys in Trump Tower. This is why she flies back to NY every month. We’re not paying for her haircuts, we’re paying for her to fuck her boyfriend.  Allegedly. 

I have them all over my apartment. Draped on the mantle, hanging from my headboard, wrapped around an empty old ornate picture frame, stuffed into a vintage fishbowl sitting high up on a kitchen shelf. The light comforts me.

Am I the only one that clicked on this story hoping it was about that fucking bitch Ted Yolo resigning? 

Ah, yes, I had forgotten that one line in Governor Newsom’s order restricting indoor dining that said “except for Nobu Malibu, and only then if it is a celebrity who wants to have small celebration.” 

I wish it on Ivanka.

thank you, I thought it was just me. I even clicked to the article and still...nothing.