here as in where? I’ll definitely try it if I see it. And for you, if you are ever in Brooklyn, head over to a restaurant called Locanda and have one of these:

Thank you. Add a little to one of these, and I’ll be refreshed all summer. 

Only in the most delightful, aesthetically pleasing way: 

You spelled cunt wrong in that headline.

Here’s a price list for private events. I don’t see an option to rent the whole damn place, which is what I’m sure they did. I’d guess around 100K.

Married to a movie star who publicly said he got cancer from going down on you?

Note that the family are saying that Saffo had been estranged from Kate for over ten years and also appears to be calling every news outlet available to get someone to pay attention to her. While what she says may very well be true, I get the feeling that someone who was actually close to Kate wouldn’t be spouting off…

Why do you think I keep those things around? ;)

Why do you think I keep those things around? ;)

Ha, I’m the one that first assumed they were sisters, actually, and was corrected. I thought Purple was a product of wife #1 and Green the offspring of #2 (or #3).

Purple is one of Green’s stepmothers.

Apparently not. The lovely Karen, in purple, is but one of Kitty’s (in green) stepmothers.

Ah, I was thinking Daddy was an old man who had Karen with wife #1 and Kitty with much younger wife #2.

Her sister (?) Karen, in purple, is also quite the stunner. Wow!

I wonder why they can’t just be destroyed.

I wish I were that creative. I’d make a new doll head planter every day! There’s a few shops on Etsy that do similar planters, I just picked that one because I love the dog body/doll head combo.

I wish I were that creative. I’d make a new doll head planter every day! There’s a few shops on Etsy that do similar…

Oh see, I love my potheads. To each his own!

Oh see, I love my potheads. To each his own!

Don’t stop buying planters with faces, just expand your horizons:

Don’t stop buying planters with faces, just expand your horizons:

An hour? If Donald actually had a good personal assistant, Melania would have been showered with gifts “from her husband” all day today without Donald having to have said a word.

I know a 15 year old named Truly. I like True better.

Just for one second, consider...”constant, itchy, bleeding” before hemorrhoids. C’mon, I know you can do it...trust me, it will feel sooooooo good! Like an opiate!