As I’ve said here before, I’m going to put my dancing shoes on and join the all the Muslims partying on the rooftops of Jersey City.

Alone? Nah, I’m so fucking cold at this point, I want it televised. Pay per View. We could probably pay for health care for the whole country with that profit.

with a Mexican nurse wiping his ass.

Slowly and painfully.

Not so, says the Hollywood Reporter.

unless they are cleaning it or repairing it or serving food to rich people in it...

I’m guessing that the “abruptly” opening door means it opens smack dab in the middle of your living space rather than into a proper foyer.

Is that Pete Wentz and that one guy from Big Bang Theory with wig on?

Kinja! I’m sorry, you are right. I thought I was replying to the person who said a Jet Blue flight wasn’t worth $20.

I also am curious why you dislike them so much. They are the only airline that flies Burbank-JFK, a frequent route for me and I haven’t had any real issue with them. They have free inflight wi-fi that honest to god works, none of that Gogo shit. Real time TV is nice. Free snacks including those yummy Terra Blue chips…

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So, Jezebel, “Jezebel” is on TMC tonight. Just saying, a little Bette Davis will do you good.

This poor woman just wants to get the fuck out.

I’ve heard that The Muslims have already planned a big dance party on the rooftops of Jersey City.

Oh, I wanted to watch that show, it is so right up my alley, but I couldn’t because of Piven. He just grosses me out, like a pile of vomit, I could not bear looking at him for any length of time.

Plus, it is the red carpet, a chaotic environment...she could have gotten through one sentence of what she wanted to say when a publicist would interrupt to pull her away to talk to another outlet. She could release a statement or do a sit down interview but the red carpet is designed for sound bites and I think what…

Top photo. Far left. Who’s the blonde?

Me neither. But when you click over to the article, there’s a few more that *do* look like her. I was relieved.