The weirdest part is that Ellen is the one propping her up. I don't get it. If I was at a party and someone said, "Hey, do you think Ellen Degeneres likes Bethanny Frankel?", I would answer "No". It's like Bethanny has something on Ellen.....

The four new episodes of Luther from this week scared the hell out of me. I kept having to mute the sound. I can't turn away, because Idris is so damn hot.

Nyad was born in New York City on August 22, 1949 to stockbroker William Sneed and his wife Lucy Curtis. Her father died when she was three and her mother soon remarried Aristotle Nyad, a Greek land developer, who adopted Diana.

...and then you clicked through to the NYDN story and realized it wasn't even a shocking fact but just make-up for a bit on the Letterman show.

BECK people! Fucking Beck! Ugh.

If you do a little googling, you soon realize that there really isn't any kind of reliable source here. And she's a known liar, I would not put it past her being the "source close to production" that started this little bit of gossip. Didn't she release some statement saying she was turning down a bunch of money to…

How does an American with very little money (assumption based on his sister saying he was always asking to borrow money) permanently relocate to Sweden?

I worked for her during the time this album came out. She is lovely and funny and gracious and yes, very pretty. And her mother is a hoot. I always knew she'd turn out okay because her Mother really seemed to have a handle on how to not let her be an asshole fuck-up.

Ireland Baldwin will be 18 in October, I can't imagine there is a custody battle over her at this point.

I was just coming on to say that - I think all of Demi/Bruce's girls are too old to be involved in a custody battle - I think the youngest one is in college.

Suri Cruise is going to be very, very disappointed. http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/post/575219754…

There was some nice penis in Shameless as I remember. The next door neighbor's husband laid out completely nekkid on a bed for quite awhile. I enjoyed it, a lot, and was hoping we'd get to see some William H Macy penis too but alas, not yet. That is Showtime though, isn't it?

Sorry. Straight woman here. I want to see more dick. More, more, more. I've seen enough titties thank you very much.

The kids who run the Rich Kids Instagram apparently emailed Gawker yesterday to say it isn't true. Don't you have any insider info, Jezebel?

Might I suggest you have it made? I would imagine that would cost half the price of the listed price for the dress. (I could be wrong!) But the fit would be perfect, which I think you kind of need with this style and fabric.

Also the most Houdini-like in that he was able to wriggle his little hands out of that tight swaddle.

Well, as mentioned in other posts...have you ever slept in a hotel? Likely many, many more people slept on a mattress in a hotel than slept on this poor girl's mattress.

Anyone wanna bet that in those three teaching hours, the only acceptable adoptive parents are a white heterosexual couple?

And they modeled her after Tish Cyrus?

I imagine Jon Stewart is pretty happy to be away from the Daily Show desk during this Weiner story - remember, he and Carlos Danger were roomies in college!