Ever tried throwing one of those chocolate Whips into the freezer? Pretty good stuff.

Your opinion of Craig Kilborn is the key to answering that question.

I can not believe I am trying to enlarge some pap photo to see if Amanda Bynes has shoes on. Ugh, I need to read more books or volunteer at a homeless shelter or something.

Or shoes? I'm surprised Bloomingdales let her roam around without any shoes on.

Yeah, but I don't think he's ever had any kids.

I'm confused as to why John Stamos has a nanny. He doesn't have any children, does he? Is she HIS nanny?

You guys should also go listen to his band, Coconut Records. Fantastic.

Don't worry, Suri doesn't give a shit:

I had a friend in high school named Cricket. This was 1983. All I really remember about her besides her name is that one whole wall of her bedroom was a chalk board and she had a horse named Star.

Will she have a mouth so she can actually say things? Or will there just be thought bubbles?

I feel like punching every fucker in that picture in the mouth. Hard. I hope they all have severe, bleeding, itchy hemorrhoids.

Tell him to go with one of his friends, or his Dad, or his little brother. You guys don't have to go to every movie together! Plus, don't you win points this way, by understanding, and even suggesting, that he has a hang with his buddies?

Oh, please, yes. Take her/him/it down!

AND doing that while likely stoned out of his mind. God, I love him so much.

Exactly like Drew Barrymore mixed with Kate Winslet. What's weird is I don't see Elvis at all. (Oh, and I LOVE her hair color. Gorgeous)

Yeah, I figured you just mis-spoke.

*More* hard rock cred?!

Transistor radio, right? For a minute it looked like cell phone.

And four.

Watch Secretary.