I don't even want to hang out by myself in just my underwear.

Go here.

Agree. If I ever become a bride, I would want to wear this. Probably the shorter Adele version since I'm barely 5'2, but still. Gorgeous.

I was just talking about this on FB today. Can you imagine a fashion shoot with a model depicting Ernest Hemingway and a gun? David Foster Wallace and a noose? In a pair of $800 jeans?

Plus, his page does not seem to be updated at all. "Was viewed choking his wife in public June 15 2013."

It is weird that the first thing someone out there thinks about when hearing this story is, "Gotta go update her Wiki page!".

and that the Metropolitan Police are investigating the choking incident...

They have 57K Facebook fans. They have set the page to make it so you have to "Like" it to comment, and based on some of the comments, some of those 57K just Liked the page so they could tell the "Million" Moms how obnoxious they are.

Good question, I have no idea. But if the state is paying, are you fucking kidding me that they would pay for Betty Ford or some swanky joint in MALIBU?!!! That's some bullshit right there. They should have shipped her ass to Hazelden in Minneapolis where all the addicts from my high school went.

Yes! And now I want to know what Equal's response was to Anne...

I have been wondering the same thing. Betty Ford isn't cheap and I'm sure that the Resort they moved her to in Malibu is pretty expensive too. Doesn't she still owe back taxes? I'm always fascinated by people who don't appear to ever work yet seem to have an endless supply of cash.

Well, I feel better knowing I'm not the only one. I thought I might have some freakishly short vaginal canal.

I use OB faithfully, not really because they are applicator-less but because I feel like they are a better tampon. They expand horizontally, not vertically, if that makes any sense? Tampax expands long, after 20 minutes or so, I feel like it is popping out of me. That never happens with OB.

I'm a Netherlands girl, myself. I've toyed with the idea of starting up an online dating service for Americans looking to marry someone with a Euro passport. I watch House Hunters International and wonder where my Dutch boyfriend who wants me to move to Oegstgeest is. Must find a way.

Their prisons apparently let him have sex.

Dick Sargent? AKA Darrin Stephens Take 2?

My friends and I were just talking about this last night. No way in hell would I have been seen with a 14 year old boy when I was 20, no matter how famous he was. Then again, Bieber has never looked older than 12, so maybe that's her thing.

There probably isn't a photo of the two of them together where Miley is blonde.

Anthony De Rosa's tweet is actually a quote written by a woman.

Suri herself shot this rumor down yesterday - http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/post/500919205…