If it were entirely up to him, he’d have another baby. Before we were married, we discussed having two kids and I’m the one who changed my mind. It makes me sad that I can’t give him what he wants but he says that while he’d love another baby, he knows how much I struggled when our son was a baby and doesn’t want to…

Nooooo!!! If I would have known your plight, I’d have shared mine!

Most people will not tolerate other people dissing their relatives even if they do so themselves. Even so, a series of proud parent moments this week! I hope the momentum continues for you both.

I opened up a box of thin mints and before I knew it, I'd finished the sleeve. Good luck in your rationing efforts!

That was an incredibly mature view re: Emily and her grandma. I’m not so sure I would have been so chill about it at that age.

Suuuuure, you just wanted out of the grey! I kid, I kid!

I’ve been annoyed and irritated and just downright pissed off quite a bit lately. Add in the squinting to see tiny details and that’s s recipe for your husband to ask if you literally headdesked because there’s a bump between your brows.

We are very slowly working towards selling our house this year so I’ve been trying to purge and organize. I got rid of a bunch of stuff from my late teens/early 20s and it actually felt freeing. But I’m having a hard time parting with my son’s baby things. I’ve said that I don’t think I want any more babies so there…

I don’t know if I can do Cadbury Creme Eggs anymore and it makes me sad. I can only handle one per year now. They’re just getting to be too sweet now! Goddamn aging!

Help me! I've noticed some crinkly lines under my eyes lately and I'd like to head them off at the very least. Also, I must be furrowing my brow often since I'm getting permanent vertical lines and the bump between my brows and above my nose. Short of Botox or other dermatologist-administered treatments, any product…

Florida could have different stipulations about how lead remediation funds are distributed but my mom tried to apply for assistance in her state. One of the criteria was that a child under 6 had to live in the home. I guess they figure adults won't try to eat paint chips.

They make little kid pajamas very close-fitting to be safer in a possible home fire. Our kid has issues with jammie tops sometimes but not usually with regular shirts.

Thank you! I was so distracted by that awful dress and lack of ta-ta support for the whole episode.

Whaaat??? I know my elementary school taught both sexes about male and female reproductive processes because about half the boys started teasing the girls who carried purses about being on their period.

Nexplanon is very likely to stop your periods, too. Doesn’t last as long as Mirena (3 years vs 5 years) but having had both, getting Nexplanon in my arm was infinitely easier than getting Mirena shoved up into my uterus.

Right? I totally could've used some time off being pregnant. Shrug that belly off like a heavy coat for someone else to deal with for a few hours! And I would have taken advantage of a proxy when it was time for the c-section.

“I mean, I don’t know — did he endorse me or what’s going on?”

The headline made me think of that Six Feet Under ep where the guy leaned out of his vehicle to get the newspaper lying in the driveway and instead fell out and got his head crushed by his own SUV as it rolled down the driveway.

I am so glad things have turned around for your family! Keep eating, little girl!

I don’t know if you’re like me, but I’m a bit of a control-freak and rarely have the patience to do activities with my kid. I mustered up the courage and patience to do Christmas cookies with him (even got a little kid apron and chef’s hat for him to wear) and he didn’t want anything to do with the cookies 😕 He was…