My mom put the turkey in the roaster breast-side down for years before I ever saw it on the Internet. We have always had good luck with it.

There’s a Bonobo sanctuary in my town. The lady who runs the place has been interviewed on BBC. This is their website: http://artforbonobohope.org/creative-eleme…

I've been the one to bring food from one state to a person living in another state and people have done the same for me. To be fair, all of those trips were <1000 miles.

I would have acted just like your friend. Had to look up Run the Jewels just now.

I was 30-31 when reading them for the first time. I don’t think I’m revealing anything too surprising by saying that Harry was orphaned at 15 months old. Unfortunately my son was about that age by time I was reading more about how it all went down. I sobbed so much reading this series but I’d totally recommend reading…

• 2006: Bush pardoned Flyer and alternate bird Fryer.

Whatever it's called, it's gross. And I otherwise love carbs!

I think that’s smart. Congrats on the new gig, too! IIRC, you were on pins and needles about this!

Y’know, I can't really fault her for that. It's a bit cowardly but it also prevented a scene in front of her kids and/or the rest of the production. Also gave the teacher time to create his retort. But to her demise, it's also proof of her homophobia.

YAAAAAAASSSSSS!

Sounds like a private business vs a drama teacher at a public high school. Not *quite* as shocking for the teacher to stand up for himself in that case. At the same time, I’m sadly less surprised that the mother had this issue and the need to act on this particular backwards belief.

Very fair point. The girls did seem to behaviorally mature faster than the boys when I was growing up.

They were afraid the girls would take all the leadership positions? I know this is being filtered through the mother of one of the “unicorns” so there may be some bias coloring her quote....but what does that say about the boys already there if they felt the girls would take over immediately?

I would imagine that the health assessment given beforehand would cover whether or not the patient is a smoker. The pharmacist could refuse to prescribe based on those responses, same as a medical doctor.

Behind their eyes?

You'd think between the two of them, they could afford to stare at something besides a blank wall and empty table.

My husband finally bitched enough about mine that I had to pack it up when our kid was roughly 4 months old.

*headdesk*

Since it was Mark’s article, that's where I thought this was going with that headline. Glad I was wrong!

I know a grown-ass woman with two kids who uses “lol” more often than punctuation. Argh!