Fucking gross and fucking oooowwwwwww!

My uterus isn’t tilted but the damn IUD didn’t stay where it was supposed to. I got Nexplanon afterwards. I had a light period between the Mirena getting removed and Nexplanon installed but no periods since then (Feb ‘14).

I normally have a strong stomach. That story made it lurch.

You are a better person than me. People would probably ask me if I was permanently cosplaying a witch since I’d be so green with envy if I were in your shoes.

My pregnancy was unplanned so I felt I had to know as much as possible plus I felt bad about referring to the fetus as “it” before we knew. Knowing we were having a boy certainly concentrated our name-picking efforts which we needed because we are almost cripplingly indecisive.

I know a kid named Alexzander. Yes, both X and Z.

My kid has recently started scolding us the same way we’d scold him for doing something wrong while he’s doing something wrong before we have a chance to say anything.

I’m sorry to hear about your fertility difficulties. Hope things shake out for you guys soon.

We call our son Little Man because he looked like a grumpy old man when we brought him home from the hospital (found out later that this is a common look for newborns). I don’t recall prefacing that with “my” at any time. Does this ping your creepy scale?

Since AmEx is listed twice, will they meet their goals twofold?

Dear god I hope Idiocracy doesn't turn out to be a documentary.

My state has one form. I selected Party 1 (maybe it was Party A, I don't remember) and my husband selected groom.

Ten bucks says that “Murf’s” daughter lost the vote for queen and she's just bitter.

Took the words out of my mouth!

Remington. It's purple but don't remember the model name. And I just realized I've had it for more than a decade, yikes!

Glad things are getting better on the gaming front but frustrated that it took so long for it to happen!

I have a trimmer that is made for trimming the bush. It is precisely for trimming, not being completely clean-shaven. I’ve never cut myself and I’m someone who nearly took off a fingertip with a cheese grater.

I am fat anyway and felt like I got a ton of looks from strangers trying to decide if I was fat or pregnant. Get maternity clothes even if you can still wear your regular clothes. It brings a feeling of ”Holy shit, this is happening!”

I actually started watching POI before Veronica Mars and seeing him as “the good guy” screwed with my head.

I have not been close to losing my child and this “prank” still makes me cry.