My first email was through Juno. I actually don't remember what the username would have been. My stepmom helped me set it up when I was 12 or so.

Sounds like you're pretty well decided! Good luck to you!

I spent time on Livejournal in their _pregnant_ community then someone usually makes a birth month comm. it was active but not so busy that you couldn't keep up. As for other sites, I just read the articles and avoided the comments (which is generally a rule for me with the exception of Jez).

I’ve bawled my eyes out at some funerals and I’ve been completely stoic at others. No rhyme or reason. Please don't beat yourself up over what you think you should or should not feel in these situations.

Nebraska is a very red state, in both the political sense and the sports sense. I got really burnt out on the Nebraska corn-fuckers but IDK, they may grow on you. I think Omaha is generally more liberal than Lincoln but they’re having some political corruption going on right now. But being a college town, you’d…

Probably not. It's become something he and my asshole brother can bond over. Thankfully my brother and SIL voluntarily quit FB so I don't have to read their nonsense anymore.

This is the sort of scenario that I fear for my dad. He’s a stroke victim and thinks that makes him a vulnerable target. So he got a couple guns. I’ve told him that his delay in response will only make him more likely to be hurt by his own weapon by someone quicker and stronger than him. Granted, their craptastic…

I had to unfollow my own father on FB for that kind of crap. He knows how I feel about guns and has been informed that my son will not spend the night at his house until he gets rid of both of his guns.

Yikes! I hadn't heard about that!

Maybe they didn’t try a people dr first!

Also, not everyone who gets vaxed will have the vaccines “take” either.

My boss was getting irritated with his tween for not answering the phone/keeping it charged so he could keep tabs on the kid. I joked that by time my kid is old enough to be left alone for the day that they’d have GPS things that can be embedded in an arm.

I often mistakenly say that I need to take my kid to the vet. I obviously know the difference but had pets for 7 years (not including childhood) before having a spawn.

The comments are usually bitchy things about my dad. When she was divorcing my brother’s dad, I told her she needs to watch what she says about her soon-to-be-ex in front of my brother. We got into a big ol’ argument about how she didn’t start bagging on my dad until I was a teenager (LIES) and I was just being too…

OMG this is my mother aaaalllllll the damn time!

IME it would be the hottest drink available and do the most damage. While drip coffe would still hurt, it’s not as hot as straight-outta-the-machine-plus-boiling-water-on-top. Dude was a calculating fucking sicko.

Well that settles it, I don’t need to visit Florida. Ever.

My theory was that the asshole wanted the hottest beverage possible in the shortest amount of time to do the most damage. Drip coffee would have cooled at least a little and a latte or cappuccino would have been tempered by cold milk.

Very tangental to this quote you pulled, but it reminded me of a guy my uncle knows. The dude’s wife flaked out and dropped off the grid for over a decade now. The guy has tried to find her to get a divorce but she can’t be located or won’t sign papers/show up to court. Guy refuses to date at all because “he made a…

Oh, boo! I'm glad somebody was pissed on your behalf!