If you fake forecast a trend, and people end up doing it, didn’t you actually forecast the trend, albeit unintentionally?

This is actually my plan. I bought about a dozen black t-shirts and just wear them with all the bottoms (jeans and skirts mostly) in my closet. I think I will eventually identify the pants I want to wear all the time and just do that, too. I hate shopping, I have no fashion sense, and I’m cheap - and this plan works…

I’d submit they were “over-represented” at that level, and in that practice area.

I’m a dev at a great company now making twice as much and recently sent them a detailed message with screenshots of everything broken on their latest site release. XD It was awesome.

I know we need to work to change this behavior but how?

THE PRETEND YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND THING GALLS ME TO NO END.

Spilling feelings is the Nice Guy version of an unsolicited dick pic.

I don’t know why the boarder is trading milk for...that, but someone should get them a towel.

Cripes, really? BCO plus the political stuff is why I ever even bother clicking outside of io9/deadspin in this realm of the internet. I’ve never watched a website puree and drink its own soul before, but it’s nowhere near as entertaining as it sounds like it should be.

I read the “No poop or vomit stories” for what’s going to be the last time on this site and now I kinda want to send poop/vomit stories to the general Gawker tips email as a form of protest.

I hope this story catches the attention of SpongeBob’s people and they reach out (putting him in a cartoon would be awesome). Smart, brave kid. Lucky girl. (I love her response)

Pockets in Arizona are either calling it “cocola” or “lemonade,” and I swear to God this (and everything else in Arizona) has to be the result of fallout from 1940’s nuclear tests.

It’s fucking Southerners, and it is the goddamn worst. “Pop” is annoyingly twee, but on balance, I’d much rather deal with that than fucking “Coke.” Seriously, if you are reading this and you call all soda “Coke,” you are terrible and you should feel bad about the fact that you are terrible. Never, ever trust a person…

Yeah, it’s a Southern thing.

You know what? I love the balls on Cara Sloane to tell a BCO story about her own fuck-up. Just about every one of these is told from the waiter’s point of view, so I am always curious as to how customers would tell one of these (and what the exact hell was goin on in their cerebellums)...

ITS ABOUT ETHICS IN RESTURERENT JOURNALISM

Let me just get the Pinkham’s Law out of the way, because I don’t see any yet and I’m SURE it’ll happen-

ARGLE BARGLE BUT RESTAURANT MANAGERS WORK HARD TOO AND NEVER GET TIPS DID YOU KNOW RESTARANT MONAGERS CARE ONLY ABOUT THE SUCCESS OF THE RESTESRAUNT AND ARE SELFLESS ANGELS TO WORK AS HARD AS THEY DO FOR THE…

If what you’re saying to a woman over LinkedIn is something that would embarrass you if it got out, DON’T SAY IT JESUS CHRIST

Samantha Bee had an excellent response to this

If you need to leave a boring business meeting, shit your pants. #lifehack