I’ll chalk that up to the artist, but why hasn’t the rear wheel fallen off? How does the steering wheel work and how does the car turn?

Salvage title? Well, shit. Not including that very vital bit of information in the ad makes the seller seem like... how shall I put this.. a dick.

A Cayenne, a car that weighs nine million pounds, looks like it comes with a salvage title from the factory, a center of gravity three floors above the driver, and named after a pepper? That one?

Hates Porsche, thinks 911 is overrated.

fuck you and go away - back to your urban book/music store and coffee club.....

No, he didn’t know what else to do, so he went straight to the gun. That’s the problem. If you have a gun, it becomes the solution to everything.

He had one second. It is hard to armchair quarterback a decision made in one second, when you are about to be hit by an accelerating SUV.

Dani, the Great Honda Hope, is never going to win a MotoGP Championship. Puig (Alberto?) sold Honda Pedrosa-brand snake oil and fucked-up Nicky Hayden’s career. IMHO.

Alternate Headline:

What’s awesome about reading stories like this on Jalopnik is ... half the coverage concerns the ugliness of the stolen car.

I’m just going to leave this here:

k bye

This year’s championship was ruined. It was great season up till then, and then I was just wishing it was over and done with, didn’t even give a flying penguin who won. Just left me with a bad aftertaste, that’s all.

The day I stop looking around for a new car will be the day I’m dead inside.

Sometimes, I open my garage to look at my cars when I have no intention to use them. It reminds me that America is awesome and that if you work a fuckton you can own basically whatever you want.