I love garlic, but in deserts? Madness!

Weird to see someone become the coolest right in front of your eyes.

Gosh, I remember when he covered every day topics like weight loss and animals. When I was fourteen ( I’m thirty two) he had some guy on there talking about beauty tips and he said that if you wanted bigger breasts you should mash up a banana and mix it with honey and wear that on your breasts at night. I did this…

This is pretty much exactly how my cat is. (GOD I JUST LOVE CATS SO MUCH.)

If you woke up as your 15 year old self, what do you think your 15 year old self would think of your current life?

Did...did Shonda seriously just kill Jake? JAKE? I can’t with this today. I just can’t. I am equally sad and livid. I don’t know what to do with this show right now.

WHAT!?! WHAT??

Damn, Liv slipped right into “drunk girl laughing at boy” quick. She was ready.

Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

Holy crap. I clicked on the video and knew exactly where she is at (sign me up to be an investigative reporter, ESPN. I have a college degree, am in good shape, have all my teeth, and live in an apartment). Before everyone absolutely rags on Britt here, let me play devil’s advocate for just one second.

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of butts. I don’t have kids and I don’t want kids and I don’t really like kids but I do my best to nod along supportively when people talk about their kids or show me pictures or whatever because that is basic human courtesy and also I guess it’s really nice that people love their kids? It’s…

Jurors asked by media if they thought Shayanna told the truth. They all laugh and say, “no comment.”

Meh, I don’t really even have a witty comment to make. Probably the only thing that comes to mind is good riddance, and what an absolute moron. He threw away his entire life for nothing. All of the money he stood to make from football is gone. All of the potential on-field success and accolades are no more. Most…

I'm THRILLED that the end result of this whole thing is V Stiviano losing millions of dollars. I mean yeah, Donald Sterling was the main villain, but she was almost as reprehensible in her own way. So that her greedy pursuit of more unearned wealth ended like this is absolutely fantastic to me.

Jerry Sloan is from/has a huge mansion in McLeansboro, IL which is right next to me in Carbondale and I know a lot of people from there that have families close/closeish to him. They all say that Sloan talks about how he wouldn’t have retired if it weren’t for Williams. He apparently describes lots of stories of how…

This doesn’t make sense. A team that needs to rebuild can’t afford to give up the picks and players necessary to trade up into the top five. I don’t see it happening, unless the Chargers front office is composed of idiots.

DRAKE’S REACTION IS SO FUCKING PRICELESS OH MY GOD

That’s my key takeaway. I’m not voting Ted Cruz or his Ilk in any possible world, so I’ll take the morally questionable lady with the epic taste in pant suits if that's the option I'm presented with.

Rehab in CLEVELAND??? During the winter? Can’t think of anything more depressing. I need a drink.

“i am sexually attracted to children! lololol look at me!”