The other Roddy White hasn't been responsible for any crowd noise since 2012.

I am mostly offended by the fact that is one of the weakest, dumbest "jokes" I have ever heard.

It's a good start. I don't think a two-point conversion should be a gimme, and I don't think the PAT should be so prohibitive that all you see is 2-PT conversion attempts. There's only so much you can do without messing something up badly.

I never knew it was broken. I mean, they're a 1 minute lull in excitement in a game full of lulls in excitement. I don't need to start shitting my pants after every touchdown.

Of course Belichick is in favor of more cameras on the field. Duh.

My cat loves all food. He's also a horrible mooch and just generally a butt who refuses to learn good manners. He will climb ALL OVER YOU if you have food, just trying to get at that food. And then he tries to grab the plate. Or will smack your fork as you bring it to your mouth. And if you try to spray him with water…

For some reason I thought he only had a year (two max) on contract at the Vikings but three years? At potentially $15 million a season? At thirty? Why not just see what Emmitt Smith is up to instead?

Thankfully for the Vikings, Peterson knows how to pull off a good switch

Yes. Because that's all she is.

50 approves, as he should.

Patti is unstoppable love and passion in human form and this was so cool.

I just don't understand who is supposed to be amused or entertained by the whole jumping-out-of-their seats, punnin and gyratin routine the DWTS judges do. It must appeal to someone. They've kept at it and amped it up for 20seasons. I just find…

That brought me such joy.

No, they get off on completely controlling and humiliating another person. I'm sure these dudes also had plenty of consensual sex, but this wasn't about sex. It was about domination and abuse.

It's totally a real thing! I went to Sicily last summer and one time I was TRYING to say, "Good morning, I would like a cappuccino please" but instead I was all, "I oppose gay adoption, and synthetic babies are an abomination against God and nature." It was so embarrassing.

"...if I judged him based on the words that he misuses in our English language he wouldn't be here today."

Here's the thing: if you boycotted every company that had owners with bad opinions, you would never be able to shop anywhere.

It never fails someone always has to bring the race card into it.

Woah I'm gonna watch the CRAP out of that show

I'm crying at my desk right now. "Iggy iggy bo biggy" got me weak as fuck.