Yeah, facial similarities are hilarious, Bill.

Meanwhile, the schools around here offer Bible History as a related arts class and nobody is trying to sue...

I don't know why anyone would be obligated to do anything in the bedroom. Penises of the world, no one owes you a blow job, no matter how swell you think you are.

"Might as well let the door hit you in the ass, 'cause it's the only action you're getting" made me ugly-laugh.

I come from a fairly small town. I know women like this. It also reminds me of an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant!" where this woman didn't know she was pregnant with her 5TH KID (I think she had at least three different baby daddies) and gave birth in the washroom of the fast food joint where she was…

Just the request has always been enough to shut a casual encounter down for me. On the spot. "C'mon, dude, do I look like I have AIDS? Bareback is so much better!"

I remember when I got my Rouge status and I had a mini-freak out in the store. The clerk was all "what's wrong? This is good! You get awesome bonuses!" and I replied "but now I know how much I've spent here! I can no longer live in ignorance of how my Urban Decay addiction is spiralling out of control. I'll take these…

even I wouldn't, and that's saying something.

Maybe if Rick wasn't thinking with his "I been out there so long I take what I need" dick, he could come up with something more reasonable than killing this asshole and stealing his wife and community.

YUP.

Of course they do. They don't have to be pregnant.

This Guy: "I want a baby so badly! I could cuddle it, take it for walks, give it baths, read to it, play peekaboo and marvel at its little laugh, name it after my grandfather/mother... have you seen those videos of babies that are like, SOOO happy when their dads get home from a normal day at work with adults? Can you…

Weird. Every guy I have dated wanted kids. I met most of my exes in school. Most of them were either Math or Econ majors or at least minors, one lawyer. Maybe that's where they are hiding, in the math and econ classes ;).

Homeboy wants kids but is not willing to make the sacrifices? Thats Grade-A bullshit right there.

No babies is a great policy to have. They're expensive and they damage the environment simply by existing and needing things.

This doesn't surprise me. I don't necessarily think the difference is because parenting is such a walk in the park for men. A lot of the young guys I know who are newer fathers are almost as stressed out as their wives, even if they tend to do less work with their babies, and resent having less freedom and some of the…

This is the "judgemental map of Seattle".

"I'll have a venti black medium roast, please.

Maybe I'm just a cranky asshole today but this girl better be thanking her lucky stars for nepotism. Her facial expression is as flat as a pancake.