Not sure what a diplo is but he needs to stop getting into high school cafeteria fights with young women.

+1 for “crotch fruit”

For starters, fuck this disgusting douchenozzle of a manager. And fuck the whole concept of “breastaurants”. But really, I fail to feel outraged/ suprised that she was discriminated against because of her looks in a place where it’s pretty much guaranteed.

Ugh. Imagine if you forger to put deodorant on beforehand? That shirt= Stank city.

Someone please post grumpycatgood.jpeg cause Kinja won’t let me.

You know what? I ain’t mad. How stupid you are doesn’t affect my life in any way (except for the occasional strain i get from eye rolling so much). That being said, if you ever find yourself traveling to Malaysia or Indonesia, please, bring a baggie or two with you. I fucking dare you.

I feel like “lyme disease” is the celebrities’ new “exhaustion”.

I thought about that too! That episode actually made me really sad.

Well, that was a whole lot of nothin’.

Ugh, Cillian Murphy is sooo pretty! I would have DIED.

What a fucking asswipe.

I love this story. I love Guy Pearce so much.

Exactly how I imagined Timberlake: an angry bitchy baby. Also you are doing god’s work on this post.

Ew.

I love everything about this.

Looking at this picture i can’t believe some people actually thought those lips were real. “It’s just ~*makeup*~ you guys!!!” Puh-lease, natural lips do not look like a pair of bloated slugs in the midst of mating season.

Oh god that’s awful! I stil laughed.

My reaction. The mind boggles.

It’s something to be proud of until you get caught and have to call the American embassy to bail you out. Maybe she felt ~empowered~ or something. *eyeroll*

Ew. The nerve of this guy. If you are going to get something permanently etched on your body, you should be the one calling the shots (with help and advice from your tattooer hopefully). Good on your friend for taking his business elsewhere.