Your shitty listening habits have nothing to do with the format. Turn off shuffle.

Your shitty listening habits have nothing to do with the format. Turn off shuffle.

Maybe she put the Freeze on in the bedroom. Hugh knows? She may Nutt be the one to kiss and tell.

I was this close to exposing that guy until you published this article.

Well anyone who is familiar with Bryan Menegus’s writing knows he’s as unbiased as they come. Super straight shooter.

Aw man, is Kinja Deals going to try to snooker me into buying a December Jaguars-Texans clusterfuck?

Dear, Dean

What would the union dues for a graduate student look like?

He is a genuinely good kid in a sport that’s filled with some absolute animals.

Yeah... all of that, or maybe there’s just no fucking Sky Master pulling the strings and you have to face the terror of nobody but you being in control of your fate.

“These people have awful names.”

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

Trotting out the military as props is like Politics 101. Their families are inherently sympathetic, and Soldiers get virtually no say in what they are told to do (if someone tells them to go stand next to the President and have him pin on an award, that’s what they do). Plus politicians can funnel all sorts of money…

Here’s a Hot Take. Mark Cuban can get fucked with a tire iron. Just because he’s not a Trump guy doesn’t mean he’s not another piece of shit billionaire who has no issues intimidating the press to make sure his garbage basketball teams fees aren’t hurt.

This is outstanding. I’m actually genuinely thrilled for this and hope that he has a long, long career running the Lakers.

Your comment will not be promoted, because Albert Burneko is bitter that he was wrong about Hinkie :(

The worst part about this? Every single message board idiot who proposes trading his team’s spare parts for a superstar was just legitimized. Vivek and Vlade are dumber than the cooler heads on the internet.

PBR in the top 5? You fucking hipster... Every goddamn time I get PBR, it tastes skunked... because that's what it ALWAYS tastes like. I'm assuming it's that way straight from the factory and it's awful. I don't know why the hell anyone drinks that garbage.

That is the most inane defense I've ever read.