He took one completely uncontested shot to the head, and it seems pretty obvious he not going to contest the next six, but if you’re wondering if it’s possible to come back from a devastating liver punch...

If you are overseas or otherwise limited

I know that Turnover Chain LOOKS heavy, but damn...

Everything I’ve seen says that Trump thinks of Hope Hicks like a daughter, so he’s definitely fucking her.

On an unrelated note; I’m geeking out a bit that you replied to me :)

Is this picture of how it would look to fly off the road, roll down a hill and crash into a steel mill at 3am?

It’s not really about how long the games take as much as the pace of the games. If a game lasted over three hours but was played at a quick pace, people would be okay. It’s all those moments when it takes five minutes for a pitcher to pitch to just one batter because both the pitcher and hitter take too long to get…

I’d much rather make a rube goldberg machine of mirrors so that the sunlight is redirected through some big magnifying glasses to burn a hole into the AudiQ5 or Lexus RX that’s been tailgating me for 20 minutes even though the left lane is open and clear,  just fucking pass me susan I can’t go any faster

Stop saying, “full stop,” Adam Savage. A period ends a sentence. We get it.

They lost by 18 and he had 12 turnovers. Super fucking impressive. I look forward to you braying idiots circle jerking about how awesome buddy heild is.

Coldstone.

 It would be like if Chevrolet sold a street-legal version of Dale Earnhardt’s Winston Cup Monte Carlo SS.

Easily my new favorite athlete simply for wearing a wool cap with a Barilla pasta logo on it.

Shithole motors.

“Certainly it’s our hope to work with FCA in the North American market,” Feng said through a translator. “They are like a mentor to us. So I would hope FCA would work with us to penetrate the U.S. market”

Covfefe Motors

I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Texas. Thanks but no thanks.

The amazing thing is, even with how shitty we are at investing in it here in the US, it IS still 1,000 times better than trying to drive into NYC and park for work.

I traded a refrigerator compressor for my first car, a 1963 Corvair. He got cold beer, I got hot trash.

Your reply would have been funnier if you said she became legendary for filing a law SUIT.