The way you know they’re awful is that I know all three of those names. Officials should be complete unknowns to fans.

Oh god, shut up.

looks like 9 patriot fans have read this article so far

somehow it is running on WordPress, and designed by “Semper Fi Web Design”

And on the radio it is a story about a man driving his vehicle into a crowd of people.

You realize the series is primarily about PTSD and the corruption of the military-industrial complex, right? I know it’s easier to criticize something you haven’t watched, but it really does make you look ignorant.

I hope you are kidding...

T is unofficially used for Touring

Probably on the garage’s insurance, but... more likely the fault will end up on the garage owners. Garages should have fire suppression systems for, well, exactly this event.

So, these are pretty much stories of poor planning and poor decision making. The only difference from most days on Jalopnik is they weren’t written by David Tracy.

I have to say, despite UCF being #1 in the Deadspin 25 this year and last year and the year before that, the coverage of this team here has been piss-poor.

Lol, his role models? Fuckin kids need some perspective.

Hope this Picture comes thru. I would say back in the day NIMBY ruled

You mean... Watt

As someone living in southern california and having to stare at gas prices creep up to the $3.50 per gallon mark....yes I still give a damn about fuel economy. And I’m actually getting tired of ONLY getting 36MPG combined out of my civic.

You’re overthinking this. Just play the national anthem.

You are such a fucking asshole.

Lauren, send some Deadspin staffers to do some investigative journalism. Pull the fire alarm and see if he makes it out on foot.

This is the HR person saying nice things after she explains COBRA.