Agreed. Ranking it below Rocky Balboa is utterly inexcusable.

You hinted at this, but to be clear: the dude has perfect teeth.

I agree that microwaving Pizza Rolls yields an inferior product, but I’m such a fat ass that I can’t help but pop two or three in the ‘wave to munch on while I wait the excruciating extra ten or so minutes for the rest of them to cook.